its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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