I wanna bring you to show and tell
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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