Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Your tits are I can't wait for
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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