Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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