I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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