Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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