just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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