Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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