Pregnant stripper...not hot.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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