Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i drank out of a bidet.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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