Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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