Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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