Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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