so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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