It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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