I will die if light touches me.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
God, I missed his penis.
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