with your own penis?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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