His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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