So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Randomize
