I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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