sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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