covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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