Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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