apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
As shirtless as possible
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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