I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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