STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't deserve a penis
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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