dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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