I will die if light touches me.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
my poor anus
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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