Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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