OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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