Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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