is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You can't just leave with hair like that
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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