if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I have post one night stand depression
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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