on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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