you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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