i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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