he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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