New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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