he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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