It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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