So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
