I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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