***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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