One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Semen is not good for contacts.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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