i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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