You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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