chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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