Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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