If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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