Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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