Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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