you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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