the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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