Got a toothbrush?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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